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I went to the store and I bought me this song
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Thought I'd be listening to it before long
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But it's wrapped up tight in this plastic wrap
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And no matter how I try I can't remove that crap

CHORUS

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And I can't get the shrinkwrap off this damn cd
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No I can't get the shrinkwrap off this damn cd

I'm driving along in my automobile
Chewing on the edge trying to get it to peel
My teeth finally grip a tag that says pull
Off comes the edge all covered in drool

REPEAT CHORUS

I slip off the cover and to my surprise
There's two more tabs running down the sides
I pry one loose and it rips in half
Hysterically I start to laugh

REPEAT CHORUS

Finally I open the case
Plastic wrap all over the place
I insert the disc and then hit play
Off in the music I lose my way

Cuz I finally got the shrinkwrap off this damn cd
Yes, I finally got the shrinkwrap off this damn cd