I'm in love with the girl in the rearview mirror
Pulled up behind her car from the rear
I can only see her eyes and one ear
But I'm in love with the girl in the rearview mirror

I followed her around the town
She didn't see
I wonder if she's in love with me

I'm in love with the girl in the rearview mirror
They say that things are closer than they appear
She glances back and gives me a stare
Now I'm in love with the girl in the rearview mirror

I followed her around the town
She finally sees
I think that she's in love with me

I pull up beside the girl in the rearview mirror
She looks at me as if I'm a queer
Squealing tires is the next thing I hear
Gone is the girl I loved in the rearview mirror

I followed her around the town
Now I set her free
I don't think that she's in love with me