You might think you're hot
But you really are not
You might think that you're the best
But we really aren't impressed

CHORUS

You might think you're number one
But you're really number two
I'm not talking second place
You haven't got a clue

People kiss your butt
To make sure you're content
Someday they'll stand up to you
And you'll wonder where they went

REPEAT CHORUS

SOLO

You understand you finally do
How you did behave
It's too late, you're all alone
Rotting in your grave